What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
It’s a Bordeaux collie.
I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.
The past, present and future were in a bar. It was tense.
He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof.
The only thing better than a bottle of wine, is two bottles of wine.